Vanity

He is a heterophobic, misandric, misanthropic, neurotic, anti-social, sadomasochistic, non-conformist, agnostic homosexual elitist. Whether you think that this is a little bit exaggerating or that this is putting it mildly, that’s entirely up to you. Politically, he has feminist and liberal views with Marxist, communist and anti-capitalist sensibilities.

He gets a kick out of bursting other people’s bubbles with his cynical comments. He also maniacally laughs at the misfortune and the mistakes of others. He’s sadistic like that. He seems to have delusions of grandeur, or rather has this sense of superiority over others, but he’s really just a ball of ineptitude and low self-esteem.

He masturbates to gay porn and has a fetish for men’s armpits and nipples. He hates this patriarchal and totalitarianist society of ours so, as much as possible, he tries to appreciate and find beauty in the little things in life. His obsession is cinema, particularly musicals but mostly anything from old classics to foreign films. David Cronenberg, Chantal Akerman and Yasuzo Masumura are the gods of cinema. Don’t know them? Then, that means you don’t know what living is.

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  1. I will masturbate to your words.

    • I will just assume that this is a compliment πŸ˜€ :P. Right?

  2. You’re a riot. I love it. I love your writing.

    Fan.

    I hope you don’t mind if I add you on my site.

    • Thanks, I hope to live up to that image, that first impression. πŸ˜€

      Sure, I’ll add you as well.

  3. hey whaddya know, i’m on your blogroll! yay! to be read by someone whom i’m a fan of feels awesome. thanks! πŸ™‚

    and unlike slaveboi, i added you to mine without asking for permission. πŸ˜‰

    • You’re a fan of me? I’m flattered XD.

      Well, I also didn’t ask for your permission when I added you, haha.

    • i guess we’re even then. haha.


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